I ran into the back of a car this morning.

So we pulled over to the side of the road and the driver gets out of the car.

You know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it . . . the guy I hit was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

....And that's when the fight started.